cant sleep to save my life

So its 3 am here in Milwaukee and im wide awake. Mostly because my good friend red bull is telling my body: "fuck you",and im in the process of moving into a bigger, better place.(think Dave Chapelle's cribs episode) I have a gorgeous baby girl named Taina who turns 3 Feb 10, she's so smart it scares me, I know parents like to brag,but seriously..my kid is better than yours. hahaha. I wrestled in middle school and most of high school and my dream was always to wrestle pro, so every summer I'd go to Chicago and get thrown around everyday and eventually got pretty fucking good if i do say so myself.When i was 16 i broke my legs and thus made wrestling at MAW impossible. Now fast forward 10 years-I'm a pharmacy tech (no i wont steal you drugs) and as much as i enjoy my job-i wish i would've tried to break in the biz a little harder-not as a performer but maybe a writer or booker. I am also straight edge so i dont go out much and when i do- i usually just wind up annoyed that the bartenders look at me like im a rapist for ordering a soda or that the hot girl ive been talking to smokes (very gross ladies) so i usually choose to stay home and watch the games. Im currently online trying to find a way to get a ticket to next months smackdown taping just so I can cunt punch Phil (Cm Punk) for making me write this hahaha. well i must say for my first blog i think i did an ok job. and if its up to par perhaps there will be more installments.

Great blog Davie!
A man being staright edge is a total turn on so don't ever feel embarassed or anything like that! Straight edge men are just better than other men!

I think you did pretty good. As a parent of teenagers, my dear, Taina will be one in 10 years.. may she still be perfect
Personally, I would rather serve soda and talk to a straight edge person if I went to a bar. In my life, alcohol represents violence and hate. The loss of control and conscience, (I hope that I spelled that right.) Everyone in my family drinks, my kids used to make fun of me..."mommy you are the only one" as my son got older and saw a few things that he should not have seen thanks to family members he said that he wished that they would all give it up and that I was the only drinker in the family. He seemed to think that I could have better control over it. Life lesson, no one controls alcohol or substances, they control you. As I live I will control me. Sober and drug free, and no real temptation.

Good job Joban, good job!

"Check out this coat.. That's panda bear.. The insides bald eagle" Lol

Thanks everyone! So since Philly Phil approves maybe ill do this weekly or something-just bullshit and let you know whats going on in my world. I've never been embarrassed of being straight edge-im very proud of it because when i was younger i used to party alot( i mean alot haha) then no lie-one day i just looked at what my lifestyle was attracting and changed it. " I had hulk hogan choke one out for my birthday"

"I sprinkle diamonds on everything thing I eat. There's two reasons for that. One, it's the most baller shit you can possibly do. And two, it makes my dookie twinkle, man"

And yeah you can do that if you want to

Good job lame ass, one thing you forgot to mention was your current obsession with a beautifully stunning and extremely funny young lady, me So, feel free to dedicate your next blog to me... lol Or maybe Phil want's me to write my own all about me... lol

Davie, nicely done Brother. I can see you are like me and you also are wrapped up around your little girl's finger? Awesome! My daughter is 15 and I am so proud of the young woman she has become. I get compliments all the time on her demeanor. I wish her life hadn't been so hard, but she turned out ok. Taina sounds like an angel! My wife and I are expecting our second child and I am quietly hoping we have a little girl to make me become crazier than I already am. Haha!

Thank you-yeah Taina has me so wrapped but it's ok because she's a really good girl and im totally in love with her--and yes Toni,the adult love of my life that lives on the other side of the states, -- im looking forward to getting to know you guys better and i loved your blog Martin, i just forgot to comment on it

Awww Davie, I LOVE YOU!!! For those of you who don't know Davie, he is a great guy. He is a hard working devoted dad. He has the knack at (trying) to charm the pants off ya He is a perfect gentleman, even though I yell at him all the time for being a bit of a "negative Norm"... I have a feeling good things are in store for this guy sooo better jump on the ban wagon now (and no Davie, Phil did not pay me to say this )

aww...thanks babe! You know i love you too! And you already told me id charm you out those pants in real life so ha! (sorry for putting you on blast! but youre my girl anyways so its all good

Big mouth xxx